On the 13th of June, my friends and I went out clubbing. I remember the date because it was my cousin’s birthday lol. I hadn’t asked my mom whether I could go but I had already confirmed the plan with my friends. We had to leave at 9 and I asked my mom at 6 whether I could go, she was like ‘no don’t because you know clubbing night and shit basically she didn’t want me to go. But I convinced her by saying that my college starts in 2 days so this would be my last party (it wasn’t my last) so she agreed but after some time she told me that I have to go for my cousin’s birthday dinner, so I coordinated with my friends and told them to pick me up from the restaurant and I told my mom that I’ll go for the dinner and then leave she was a bit confused but she let me go. I went for the dinner had food/cake and stuff and my friends picked me up. That’s when the fun started. We were 3 girls altogether, one of which was my best friend but she was in the other car cause she lives kinda far. So basically it was me who was the only girl in the car and the rest were my school friends. They picked me up and we left for the club, on the way my dad FaceTimed me and I got shit scared cause he didn’t know I was going out and he gets really worried and angry lol. I didn’t pick up and blocked him (judge me) then I texted my mom that I’m with my friends and stuff so she was cool with it. I kept an alarm for every 2 hours so it reminded me to text to my mom so she didn’t have to worry. So we were on the way talking and my friend got booze, we had a table but we wanted to pre-booze anyway. So everyone had vodka and I have a very shitty capacity, I get tipsy after 2 diluted cups. Yes, I know.
Everyone got drunk except 2 of my friends who had to go home. We were jamming to all new songs in the car and basically we had a fun time in the car, most of which I don’t remember. Then we reached the club, we had to wait outside for some reason so we clicked pictures meanwhile, I started hugging everyone cause that’s what I do when I’m drunk. I was also warning them that I hug everyone so I’m sorry lol. We finally entered, it was hella crowded so I needed to grab someone’s hand to reach our table, I’m pretty sure someone tripped on their way. What we didn’t know was that we were at an after party of some event, and they were playing Hindi music. If I was sober I would be yelling at the top of my voice, asking the DJ to fuck off cause I despise Hindi songs. No I’m not trying to be cool, these new Hindi songs are just senseless, I like the 2010 Hindi songs. Okay anyway, since I wasn’t sober I started dancing like a mad woman there, and we had a table so we had MORE booze. everyone kept on drinking dancing. This girl passed out 1 hour after we entered, it was hilarious. My friend, randomly came up to me and told me he liked my carefree attitude and that we are best friends for life. I got emotional. I was hugging a very close friend of mine and I don’t know this happened, we were making out WHAT THE FUCK LOL. This was my first kiss, it was sloppy as fuck but ok I cant do anything about it. I thought the whole ‘session’ lasted for about 10-20 seconds but apparently it was much longer, my best friend told me that it lasted for about 20 minutes, WHAT EVEN HOLY GOD. Then I remember, I got bored so I told my friend to sit down cause he was really drunk and I went to dance, but he kept on telling me to sit down and he passed out on my lap. Yep, GREAT FRIENDS. My friend was like the bartender of the table he kept on chugging vodka lol I told him to get drunk several times, he said yes but he didn’t actually get drunk. Time flew and that’s when we realized that it was time to go home, I took a look at our table and it was mess. The floor was wet, apparently we broke all the glasses there. Yes, real classy. My best friend had to leave early cause of the girl who passed out. So we left the club, crossed the road and sat down on the benches. Surprisingly, I was the least drunk person over there, 3 of my friends were too drunk. One was passed out on my shoulder, the other one was barely able to walk and the third one was inside finding his watch. The sober friends, who were going home got us a car and we went home. We were going to stay at a friend’s house, and he was passed out in the passenger seat. GREAT GOING. On the way home, my friend who lost his watch was drunk dialing his friends and his phone battery was 4%. So I gave him my phone to drunk dial people and had to speak to the people he was annoying. My friend who was next to me, got a random attack and started singing patriotic songs. It was crazy, I still die when I watch the video.
We FINALLY reached home, we stopped at a chemist to buy food and went home. The guy whose house we were going to stay at was passed out so all of us helped him get out of the car and get to his house. We got the key from his pocket and opened the door, the friend who was drunk dialing was a little sober so he and I made the other 2 sleep and there was only 1 bed and both of them were sprawled so my friend and I had to sleep on the couch, it was a very small one. Then, they finally slept at least that’s what we thought, my friend and I were just talking, we were still a bit tipsy. Suddenly, the friends who were sleeping on the bed came out and started dancing. IT WAS SO RANDOM. I joined them too but then made them sleep and then went back to the couch, my friend and I spoke for a long time about random shit when we started feeling extremely hot, so we took the couch to the room where the AC was and slept there. After a while we were feeling very cold so my friend got up and started looking for a blanket. He found 2 and gave 1 to me and we crashed, finally.
Then next morning, the friend I made out with got up and woke me up and then we woke everyone up. Then my best friend who left early came, and all of us went for breakfast and then we went back home. It was the best night ever, I had such a ball. Alcohol really does get the best out of me!!!!
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